Saturday, 20 February 2010

A Future Fail For All

Yes, that's Labour's actual campaign slogan (almost). But what should it really be? I had a few tries on Twitter last night:

"A Vague And Unverifiable Platitude for All".

"If We Act Like An Election Is In Fact On, Can We Distract You Into Giving Us A Few More Months?"

"Don't Ask Why It's Still Unfair After 13 Years".

"A Future Fair for All Our Clients".

"Starting on Fairness for All After Only 13 Years".

Any other suggestions?

Of course, if we're going to have "A Future Fair for All", does that mean it's my turn to be Prime Minister now?


  1. Just found you via LFAT - excellent - do have a link.

  2. A Future, after 13 years of Labour profligacy, that is worth Fuck All