Sunday, 25 October 2009


In celebration of my 911th tweet, here she is; my Stuttgart Mistress:

She has her own little place that I provide for her:

where she is cared for with a range of creams and lotions for her body:

... and, in fact, for pretty well every inch of her:

She is regularly taken to see specialists to ensure that all is well:

... but she likes it best when we go out to play:

I'll end with a joke, if I may: What's the difference between a Porsche and a hedgehog? ... The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside....


  1. I like the "chocks" in the garage - does she sometimes try to escape?

  2. :-D No, it stops me ramming the back wall of the garage when I drive in!

  3. Very nice! I'm a little bit jealous. You'll be pleased to hear Lord Turner has plans to clobber you with some green taxes then?

  4. Thanks ... I'll readily agree that I'm a lucky little ***** in that regard.

    She does in fact have excellent environmental credentials ... although not according to any measure used by Lord T.

  5. Wow! My heart is all a flutter. Porsches are beautiful cars. You obviously care for her. I have never seen such clean discs.

    Do you really always have to wear a helmet whenever you go out in her? ;-)

  6. :-) the best way to clean the discs is to go really really fast, then quickly change to going really slow.

    Helmets not always needed, although sometimes some care is needed in selecting an appropriate outfit.

  7. What's the difference between a Porsche and a hedgehog? ... The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside....

    So who's the guy with you in the bottom picture?

  8. He's a driving instructor.

    Not one of the ones with a beige cardigan who mutters "Mirror, .... Signal, ..... Maneuvre....". He's a track instructor, so he has a race suit and usually shouts "Faster .... Faster .... Brake .... BRAKE!!! ... TURN!..."

    Only with me, he only needs the first word, usually.

  9. Your Stuttgart mistress does not have thigh high boots, but it sounds as if you do have the occasional urge to boot it. Do you inspect female passengers to ensure that they have followed instructions? ;-)

  10. :-)

    Modesty forbids me answering, Measured.

  11. Who?

    She sounds strict; an interfering type. She may prevent me from letting you know if I have complied too. =^.^=

  12. Now that one is an emoticon I have *never* seen before.

  13. I'd know if I could work it out, but....

    Warning - Cattle grid ahead?

  14. Spot on! You are clever. Cattle grids are a hazard for hedgehogs. Go carefully. ;-)