A Child Could See Through Labour...

I'm going to be very naughty and post the entirety of a story straight from Dan Hannan's blog. My only excuse is that the story is just wonderful.

Here you go:

I recently asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, Labour supporters, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed.

"Splendid: what a worthy goal." I told her "But you don’t have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you £50. Then I’ll take you over to the supermarket where that homeless fellow hangs out, and you can give him the £50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked: "Why doesn’t the homeless man come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the £50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Conservative Party."

Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.