Wednesday 23 June 2010

Yes, but...

Angryteen has put forward an evidence-based argument against gun control. As you know, I am quite sympathetic to such arguments. As a former RAFVR marksman and winner of various trophies for my alma mater who has nevertheless managed to avoid falling into a spiral of gun and gang crime, I don't regard firearms as either unnecessary or intrinsically immoral.

However, I have to admit that I began to doubt that one day a few weeks ago. That day was hard work, and it ended with a particularly long and difficult journey via the M25 in that blistering heat that we typically see for one day a year, the day on which the car's aircon suddenly dies.

Just to make the day perfect, the journey was punctuated by an endless series of lane-hogging, finger-wagging, lane-straddling pondlife who had somehow acquired driving licenses despite not being capable of operating an indicator stalk or, indeed, an accelerator pedal - 98% of whom now owe their lives to the fact that I did not have a loaded handgun with me.

4 comments:

  1. 'Falling Down'

    Great movie. Total wish fulfilment.. ;)

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  2. "lane-hogging, finger-wagging, lane-straddling pondlife"

    The answer is obvious. It's not that we need to make it more difficult to get a gun license; it's that we need to make it more difficult to get a driving license.

    Problem solved. No dead pondlife on M25.

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  3. Perhaps it is just as well that no driver in the endless series of lane-hogging, finger-wagging, lane-straddling pondlife had a loaded handgun should an arrogant impatient impertinent ungrateful flash sports car just pass by.....

    'cos someone there is likely to be of lesser intelligence. ;-)

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  4. As ever, you're all right. Can't disagree with any of those comments...

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