However, I have to admit that I began to doubt that one day a few weeks ago. That day was hard work, and it ended with a particularly long and difficult journey via the M25 in that blistering heat that we typically see for one day a year, the day on which the car's aircon suddenly dies.
Just to make the day perfect, the journey was punctuated by an endless series of lane-hogging, finger-wagging, lane-straddling pondlife who had somehow acquired driving licenses despite not being capable of operating an indicator stalk or, indeed, an accelerator pedal - 98% of whom now owe their lives to the fact that I did not have a loaded handgun with me.
'Falling Down'
ReplyDeleteGreat movie. Total wish fulfilment.. ;)
"lane-hogging, finger-wagging, lane-straddling pondlife"
ReplyDeleteThe answer is obvious. It's not that we need to make it more difficult to get a gun license; it's that we need to make it more difficult to get a driving license.
Problem solved. No dead pondlife on M25.
Perhaps it is just as well that no driver in the endless series of lane-hogging, finger-wagging, lane-straddling pondlife had a loaded handgun should an arrogant impatient impertinent ungrateful flash sports car just pass by.....
ReplyDelete'cos someone there is likely to be of lesser intelligence. ;-)
As ever, you're all right. Can't disagree with any of those comments...
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