I had a brilliant idea for sorting out the EU this morning. What we need to do is to find an ardent Eurosceptic (I would be an ideal candidate) who can then join the EU bureaucracy and work from the inside to make the EU into a completely ridiculous organisation, one that fails to make any headway on anything of importance, legislates away merrily on matters of no importance whatsoever, and wastes shedloads of money in the process.
A few years of that, and democratic support for the EU will soon evaporate. And I'll spend those years with a nice expenses account among the restaurants of Brussels. What's not to like?
And then it struck me.
I'm too late. Someone is obviously already at it.
Whoever you are, I salute you!