tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post4221116445316638280..comments2023-11-05T10:53:07.638+00:00Comments on Patently Rubbish: If Gordon came for dinnerpatentlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00602962323262055007noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-68248377212496245452009-12-24T09:40:12.880+00:002009-12-24T09:40:12.880+00:00You haven't, have you??
There's only one ...<i>You haven't, have you??</i><br /><br />There's only one British politician guilty of all those things, so if I answer you honestly, it will be clear that I am, in fact, Gordon Brown.Alberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12407051721186824991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-40161847080219881412009-12-24T09:27:01.879+00:002009-12-24T09:27:01.879+00:00Albert - you've nothing to fear, unless you ha...Albert - you've nothing to fear, unless you happen to have ruined the UK economy, embarked upon a class war, confiscated the majority of my income, abused our constitutional rules to insert yourself into No. 10 without a mandate, and so on...<br /><br /><i>(You haven't, have you??)</i><br /><br />Vetnurse - if the dog won't eat it, that's a bad sign! Ours will eat anything if it's been scraped off a human plate!patentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00602962323262055007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-47153107186268061982009-12-23T21:45:56.708+00:002009-12-23T21:45:56.708+00:00Feed gordie poison, or cook him a meal my cooking ...Feed gordie poison, or cook him a meal my cooking is lethal, hub and my old dogs refuse/d to eat my meals.Vetnursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03540531837941930258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-73683094749185764112009-12-23T16:33:57.053+00:002009-12-23T16:33:57.053+00:00"Lovely suggestions, all." Even Stephen...<i>"Lovely</i> suggestions, all." Even Stephen's?! Remind me never to accept an invitation to your house for a "lovely" meal.Alberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12407051721186824991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-29210016804671836082009-12-23T14:24:13.392+00:002009-12-23T14:24:13.392+00:00Lovely suggestions, all - thank you!Lovely suggestions, all - thank you!patentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00602962323262055007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-58581186706688460992009-12-21T14:45:53.233+00:002009-12-21T14:45:53.233+00:00I'd ask him "how does it feel to screw up...I'd ask him "how does it feel to screw up an entire country for a generation?"Old BEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06974090439936326476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-18779411091899661192009-12-20T19:01:02.587+00:002009-12-20T19:01:02.587+00:00I'd probably end up stabbing him with a fork -...I'd probably end up stabbing him with a fork - in the good eye.Steven_Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05029437876479574883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-24068230311783152112009-12-20T19:00:50.538+00:002009-12-20T19:00:50.538+00:00Sadly I think I would be hard put to it to remain ...Sadly I think I would be hard put to it to remain civil (assuming I wasn't being violently sick, that is).Brian, follower of Deornothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11941277617617928470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-87606798475154569122009-12-20T18:23:06.046+00:002009-12-20T18:23:06.046+00:00Turn the lights out and hide behind the sofa until...Turn the lights out and hide behind the sofa until he had gone away.<br />But if he had been seated I suppose ..<br /><br />"Do you still see much of Tony and Cherie?"<br /><br />"You've just be to Denmark I hear. Have a good time?"<br /><br />"I rate James Purnell, What do you think of him?"<br /><br />"I've been thinking what you said about Etonians the other day. You're right. I've identified 25 senior BBC Managers that need to be chopped. I'll start going through the health boards next week, and the civil service the week after. I'll send you the names. Should get a few thousand if Harrow, St Pauls , Winchester etc are included.<br />Then we can move onto the military and the Church"<br /><br />"Now that the monthly borrowing is costing the equivalent of a government department which departments should we axe completely?"Bill Quango MPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14861116614665461655noreply@blogger.com