tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post1361704290022271600..comments2023-11-05T10:53:07.638+00:00Comments on Patently Rubbish: Temptationpatentlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00602962323262055007noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-57372278853080142222010-04-23T17:54:54.900+01:002010-04-23T17:54:54.900+01:001. Health & Safety: We propose to ban Self Res...<i>1. Health & Safety: We propose to ban Self Responsibilty on the grounds that it may be dangerous to your health.</i><br /><br />Don't you just hate it when political parties put ideas in their manifestos which the sitting government has already implemented.Alberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12407051721186824991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-43702018121741047672010-04-23T17:32:05.309+01:002010-04-23T17:32:05.309+01:00I have read the full Raving Loony Manifesto. On ed...I have read the full Raving Loony Manifesto. On education they propose to reduce class sizes by moving the desks closer together! To combat global warming, they propose to put air conditioning units on the outside of buildings! <br /><br />But not all of their ideas are daft. Their pledge to reduce childhood obesity by telling parents to feed their children less junk food is not loony at all.<br /><br />On political sleaze, they believe that an MP’s salary is quite sufficient for the average person to survive on and that their expenses are too high. These expenses would instead be distributed to the poor and needy.<br /><br />On electoral reform, the age at which people can stand for election would be reduced to 18. At this age you can vote, drink, and do almost anything else, except run for Parliament. Elections would be held on weekends to increase voter turnout.<br /><br />On the environment, their policy includes the planting of more trees, and also proposes severe penalties for littering.<br /><br />Speed cameras would be abolished in favour of automatic speed limiters operating in built up areas. Its answer to the fuel crisis is that we should walk more. Politicians in future would be required to use public transport. <br /><br />They also propose that everyone should have free connection to the internet to improve education and help British business compete in the global market.<br /><br />As the late Lord Such would say: Vote Loony - you know it makes sense!Don't Call Me Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13602899129846028170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083855923964640893.post-78444827087519071872010-04-23T17:25:01.854+01:002010-04-23T17:25:01.854+01:00Hey, it's no loonier than a lot of the stuff f...Hey, it's no loonier than a lot of the stuff from the three main parties... ;)JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.com